The First Rule

The First Rule 🧼🥊 – We can’t really talk about it… but this soap is a total knockout.

With a scent that’s like diving headfirst into your favorite Saturday morning cereal, it’s nostalgic, sweet, and just a little rebellious. Scrub up after a rumble—or a long day adulting—because the first rule of freshness? You already know.

Just don’t ask how we nailed the fragrance… some things are better left unsaid. Fight dirt, not each other!